Things I don't say out loud, but would like to, to no one in particular

• I get annoyed with people who spend their money on dumb shit... then complain about being broke.
• I avoid your phone calls.
• You are the laziest person I've ever known.
• You treat me as if I'm indebted to you... I don't owe you a thing.
  
• I think you think you're better than me....and that makes me sad.
• You were a great lover... but a horrible friend and I'll never forgive you.
  
• You were a great friend but a horrible lover... and I'll never see you in 'that' way again.
• You were a great friend and an amazing lover... and that's why I'll always love you.
• The fact that you use drugs scares the crap out of me - I don't know what to do about it.
• I don't deserve you and all the things you've done for me.
• I think you're obnoxious and self-centered and the reason your lonely is because you're not a very good person.
• I wish I were as talented as you .
• I wish I were as smart as you.
• You rarely own up to your faults... but seem to remind me of mine daily... I hate that.
• You act so much tougher than you are -sometimes it makes me wanna slap you.
• I think your BF is stupid, but at the same time I also think he's too good for you.
• I hate that you don't pluck your eyebrows...you really need to.
• I think your spoiled and take what you have for granted- It makes me not want to be close with you.
• I don't make plans with you because I don't want you to see how much weight I've gained.
  
• I hate that I'm getting old.
• I know I should be the bigger person... but I'd pay good money to watch someone kick the shit out of you.
• You're not as smart as you think you are...
• You're not as well spoken as you believe yourself to be... maybe this is why he does all of the talking for you.
• I'm pretty sure everything you say to me is to get into my pants... good luck with that, btw.
• Stop being such a pussy.....it's not attractive.
• You ignore your children... I feel sorry for them.
• I hate the way you 'decorate'... Messy, cheap, cluttery, Dollar Store decor. Just stop.
  
• I wish we lived closer, I miss our friendship.
  
• I don't mind that your house is messy, but it stinks.
• I throw out old clothes of yours when you're not around - They have holes, they're ugly and you really shouldn't be seen in public in them.
• I know you're not really sorry.....and I will get you back.
• I miss how my life was... before I let you fuck it up.
• You're just like your father... and he's a bastard.
• She's not good enough for you anyways... you will get over her.
• I miss how we were so alike at one point but am happy that I'm nothing like you now - You're a bitch.
• I hate how you turn things around - you are always the victim.
• I will never trust you again.... and I'm done keeping your secrets.
• I hate how your impossible to talk to - you only see things from your POV.
  
• I have love for you... but I am completely over you - now get over yourself.
• I don't understand why you're with her...I know you're not happy.
• Your lifestyle makes you unattractive to me.
• I wish you would change your hair...it's very outdated.
• I wish I could count on you....you're never there for me when I need you.
• Yes, he/she probably IS cheating on you.
• Your teeth are really gross... you have insurance - please go see a dentist.
• I think your hobbies are a stupid waste of time.
• I think you're jealous that I have other friends... and they dislike you.
• You really need therapy to address your anger and rage issues - as well as your superiority complex.